A new piece of electronic gear arrived the other day (an early Christmas gift perhaps ;) ) and while (ahem) checking to make sure nothing was broken in transit (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) I decided to read the installation instructions. The first four items on the instruction manual (in bold type no less):
- Read Instructions
- Retain Instructions
- Heed Instructions
- Follow Instructions
And then the usual instructions for care and maintenance ensue. My god - I'm literally laughing out loud. Dare I say it? Was this written by ... uhm... women perhaps?? :D